Amber is ready to bite nails. First, she loses her job. Okay, here's her
chance to write the novel she always wanted to. Then, she arrives at the farm
her aunt bequeathed her to find a man in her bath tub -- a dead man.
Only he's not dead, well sort of not dead. Could things get any worse - or
could they be getting better? The not so dead man is vampire. Hot damn! What
more could a romance writer ask for but her very own vampire hero?
But, Rusty Nipple won't cooperate. He won't stop sleeping in the bathtub, he
won't shave off his beard, he won't stop drinking beer, and he won't bite men.
He won't even change his name! Who ever heard of a vampire named Rusty Nipple?
How is she supposed to write about a suave, sexy, debonair vampire if Rusty
Determined to make Rusty into the kind of vampire everyone wants to read
about, Amber rolls up her sleeves and gets to work. However, Rusty sees Amber
as a work in progress, too. What better way to learn all this new vampire
stuff than on his very own live-in romance author.
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